- whiskey\ dick
- 1. (whiskey dick) (1667↑, 363↓)when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed
Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.
Author: Apu http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/365772. (whiskey dick) (1139↑, 341↓)When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."
Author: C-red http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/5124163. (whiskey dick) (825↑, 439↓)the ultimate form of birth controli had whiskey dick that night... so im not ya babys daddy
Author: arabian nights http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/15714014. (Whiskey Dick) (415↑, 239↓)1 - A gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady's request and instead just falls asleep. 2 - A gentleman drinks some, but not too much. The erection arrives to the lady's delight and lasts much longer than normal. If gentleman doesn't cum during the exchange its ok. Blue Balls don't exist for this situation.1 - "That whiskey dick just passed out on top of me, what an asshole\!" 2 - "That whiskey dick is lasting forever\!\! What a gentleman."
Author: leche cristo http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/39677055. (whiskey dick) (490↑, 410↓)when you've had too much to drink and you can still fuck but it takes forever to cum
6. (whiskey dick) (286↑, 209↓)Getting so drunk that you can't get it up.guy \#1: "So, did you do Shelly last night?" guy \#2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick." guy \#1: bummer.
Author: cirrostrat http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/24556757. (whiskey dick) (261↑, 201↓)Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme [shrinkage] caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush. More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls." "I'm too drunk to fuck."
Author: Bill Brasky http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/10948838. (whiskey dick) (42↑, 31↓)When you get so shit faced drunk, you cant get your man meat up to fuck the hoe diddy you brought home from the bar/club/party. So, you grab a foriegn object to to replace your weiner, and hope shes as drunk as you are and doesnt notice.I was so fucked up last night, I got the whiskey dick, so I grabbed my Mag-Lite. Now she wont stop calling.
Author: KingJames 23rd http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/45270929. (Whiskey Dick) (18↑, 8↓)The mental hard-on one recieves after launching a fully loaded AH-1W super cobra while sending it off with a "Have guns...Will Travel..." Salute.Marine 1: " Hey [Marine], did you see that sweet send off?" Marine 2:" yeah man, that was [motivating]. Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick\!
Author: WarriorLINE167 http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/614258310. (Whiskey Dick) (11↑, 2↓)A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick\! "Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..." According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
Author: PiraticalScholar http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/619241711. (Whiskey Dick) (25↑, 17↓)A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again? Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
Author: BombACat http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/510368612. (Whiskey Dick) (4↑, 1↓)When you've had too much to drink and can't get it up to do the dirty deed.Person 1: "So did Krauss finally get some last night?" Person 2: "Nope. He was so wasted that he got pretty bad whiskey dick and couldn't get it up."
Author: 5cbystander http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/581609613. (Whiskey Dick) (3↑, 1↓)Term used when a man who has been drinking engages in sexual acts with a man or woman and can not get erect due to alcohol consumption. Often used as an excuse when a man has erectile dysfunction and is too embarrassed to admit it."Your pathetic Joe, you didnt even bang that chick and she was asking for it\!" said Tim. "Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of [Whiskey Dick]\!" said Joe
Author: BAwrestler12 http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/592482414. (Whiskey Dick) (2↑, 2↓)that rare occasion when your Dick gets just as shit faced and violent as you do after drinking wild turkey all night. most usually ends with burning the sheets.Babe, your going to be walking a little bow legged for a few days. it just so happens I have a case of the Whiskey Dick.
Author: rrevan http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/623401015. (Whiskey Dick) (54↑, 59↓)when one is to [drunk] to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get [blue ball].so jj, did she suck your dick? jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to damn whiskey dick
Author: Patricksoccerfan http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/311833916. (Whiskey Dick) (17↑, 25↓)When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..GUY 1: Dude\! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her... GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian\! :) GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
Author: jacob ladders http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/419277017. (Whiskey Dick) (11↑, 41↓)When you've had enough whiskey to make you the man with abilities in his pants.This guy: Man last night was crazy. That guy: Tell me about it\! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep\! I was rad and walkin'\! This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
Author: =Ray= http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/352395918. (whiskey dick) (20↑, 54↓)An alcoholic that has erectile disfunction upon drinking.Steve always gets whiskey dick.
Author: Betty Chingas http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/270229719. (whiskey dick) (64↑, 103↓)The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO\!\!\!\! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.I go to fuck Kim last night, totally wasted, and I got whiskey dick. I still pounded her though.
Author: The Pstives http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/114661120. (Whiskey Dick) (11↑, 52↓)When you wake up from an extreme night of drinking with an incredible erection. The muscles in your penis contract so that you don't pee on yourself in your sleep. Usually beneficial if you have a female with you the next morning, as you can go for a long time since your penis is trying to not let anything release. Usually only relieved by urinating (which is hard to do in that condition)Man...I woke up this morning with Whiskey Dick after all that beer last night...I could have used it to go out and drive nails into the sidewalk\!
Author: Disco Godfather http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/325474521. (whiskey dick) (33↑, 92↓)A scary monster. Preventor of intercourse. The sluggish buddy. Jack (Daniels) does cock. Booty buster. An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your [winkie] to get it in the [twinkie]. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.He would have had her if not for the whiskey dick.
Author: brintly http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/83858222. (Whiskey dick) (4↑, 67↓)1. someone who drinks very heavily 2. a pretty funny name for a friend or boozerthat whiskey dick mike better not come here drunk again or ill kick him right in the fucking twat
Author: peterbilt379 http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/271190123. (whiskey dick) (13↑, 85↓)An insane corn lobbyist who is twisting the arm of Government to put Ethanol in my Gasoline. Knowing that: 1. Ethanol consumes more energy to produce than it creates when burned. (pumping oil out of the ground, river water or wind through a turbine etc. produce energy - running a moon shine still consumes energy) 2. Reduces gas mileage by 30% when gasoline is polluted with 10% ethanol. Do the math - we are burning more petroleum not less\! 3. Raises the cost of food by forcing up the price of corn. 4. Increases government spending. The government provides subsidy for gasoline with ethanol to make the consumer price close to real gasoline. $.51 cents of every gallon of 10% ethanol is coming from you the tax payer.That whiskey dick is destroying our economy just to sell more corn no matter the consequences. That whiskey dick should be shot\! I wonder what that whiskey dick's bonus was this year?
Author: Dave W1 http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/254579024. (whiskey dick) (57↑, 133↓)When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched\!
Author: Arieh http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/190691525. (WHISKEY DICK) (36↑, 135↓)MEANS U R SO DRUNK U CAN'T EJACULATE SPERMJOE HAD A WHISKEY DICK LAST NIGHT.
Author: MARCOOS http://whiskey-dick.urbanup.com/142160126. (whiskey dick) (26↑, 176↓)when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.last night i gave her long and hard and shitty drunk whiskey dick.
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.
